Trilobyte

That's funny, I deleted my Reddit account after I'd gotten sick of it.

I still remember getting a Colin the Caterpillar cake for my 7th birthday

Had an American friend send some chocolate and sweets over and Hershey were one of them. Your description is the same as mine

I heard her boyfriend's name was Louis Fungi.

And there are still people who say things like "he did those things decades ago so why keep bringing it up?"

You must have shocked them because it seems like very few of them even get past the door phase

Always BBQ responsibly, this is why I don't BBQ anywhere but my patio

This is the "drink bleach to cure COVID" all over again

Awful story. Poor woman

Had a good laugh at this one! May the briny goodness of 8 HOT DOGS in Brine be known throughout the globe

They almost look shrink wrapped

Nope but I had a good friend who did