deadcatbounce

I wanted to say thank you sincerely for instantiating President for life Field Marshal Lord Starmer.

You (Telegraph) missed a word out there: none of us MPs should pay tax on savings; fuck the rest of you/us.

If MPs have to pay tax, we'll either vote through a compensating pay/expenses rise, or claim it back on expenses.

The 'Mercans are not usually aware that there are other countries besides the two countries, Europe and Africa.

I assume you define patriotism as belief in one's country because no other populated countries actually exist.

In sharp contradiction, most 'Mercans believe that they are Irish, a small town in Delaware.

Misandry much?

It's called "Mothering Sunday" so that all the dads who fulfill a mother's role, as well as a dad's, get credit too.

😁

I thought that Google had just abandoned the/a Yale smart lock.

Anyone taking a risk?! Balls of steel.

I think people are so used to Google ditching their products and services, that reputation is adversely affect the brand.

I certainly don't buy anything Google that might be ditched/bricked .. he said typing this on his Pixel. Oops.

This sounds so incredibly wonderful.

I have no real idea why I subscribe to this community, I don't even play chess very well, but the thought of unsubscribing is an anathema.

Oh! You and your 'facts' are soooo out-dated. We don't do that anymore. This is my truth.

"I'm afraid that you will not be allowed back into your home today. The Met Office [or whatever it's called] has said that the weather pattern is for snow. Unfortunately, it's the wrong type for your locale. Please make alternative living arrangements until further notice."

Why not? They've failed miserably at delivering cost effective rail transport - it's cheaper to fly from your local airport on Ryanair to Spain and back to the local nearest destination airport - they might as well have a go at fucking up housing.

Guessing that the 'houses' are actually train carriages that have been continually stuck in sidings since time immemorial.