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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
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    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
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[–] [email protected] 81 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Sir, can I introduce you to depression?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought ignorance was supposed to be blissful 🥲

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Knowledge is a separate thing from intelligence. Even the smartest person in the world is ignorant of tons of stuff because it hasn't come up in their life yet.

Intelligence can make it easier to collect knowledge, or to better understand it, but they are separate things.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I've always seen the distinction as:

  • knowledge = the body of facts
  • wisdom = ability to apply knowledge to situations in the world and your life

In our society the word "smart" can be applied to either one. Ken Jennings, legendary game show player of Jeopardy, is considered smart because of his extensive depth of knowledge of trivia. I content Method Man (and other members of the Wu-Tang Clan) along with Raider Ruckus are wise for encapsulating the idea of "Cash rules everything around me, C.R.E.A.M., get the money, Dollar, dollar bill y'all".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Sir, this is The Andes

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There is a non-zero chance that if you press it, you become smarter enough to realize you shouldn't have pressed it...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Actually a lot of chance if you're the only one pushing it

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago

Until you do and wish you hadn't.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought the only smart move was to not play?

Oh, wait, that's Global Thermonuclear War.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dividend reinvestment, index funds, and someone in charge not trying to steal all our money.

That used to be the secret recipe

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It'll be interesting to see if it stands up to the test of time. For better or worse, I replaced my VTI index ETF with VTV to avoid the highest p/e offending tickers.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It sucks that I spent my whole life following the rules. Saving my money. Making low risk investments to provide for my family and our future.

And it’s all being stolen now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Steal what people have to lose and they'll start acting like they've nothing left to lose...

The sheer unfairness of it stings and festers, I agree and feel the same as you. There's some solace in knowing there was never really anything I could have done differently, except perhaps lived a little more decadently, although I'm not sure that would have made me much happier at the time and probably would have made me even more poorly prepared, mentally, for the austerity to come.

My parents were strategic geniuses for having this book in the house when I was a kid. I believe it helped my slow lifetime acceptance of the 'life is no fair' fact.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And The Game. Wait, you can't!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I lost the game

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

and hookers!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I'm smart enough to ask questions about the button before I press it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Step into Cthulu's trap.

Only good things can happen.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Speaking of cthulu. You ever read a colder war by Charles Strauss? It's got Cthulhu in it and he talks about how awful he is. Like what he does is he murders you from like 100 miles away and psychically copies your soul into his personal universe where he tortures you forever in every possible way

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Would rather have a charm button

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

It's a real shame then that I'm a complete idiot.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ignorance is bliss

Intelligence begets depression.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Well, I've never seen a depressed brick

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Replace button with book and press with read and yup.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Plus, you can't trust books... with all those words....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, I mean, c'mon books. Why you gotta be so wordy?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You live in a society where we are told from birth that reading is awsome. In school we are told to read every day. Million dollar propaganda campaigns are waged to get us to read more. Popular celebrities are portrayed enjoying a good book.

And you think that reading is good too.

Coincidence?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was of the understanding reading books had fallen out of favor and reality shows, endless scrolling, 24/7 news, and podcasts were the new and supposedly best way to expose oneself to entertainment disguised as information.

What's your preferred method of acquiring knowledge and exercising your intelligence to hit the proverbial 'ensmartment button'?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

False equivalence. And point-dodging. Bzzzt

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

In what activities do you personally engage to cultivate your intellect?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sounds like you better get busy on building that ensmartering button then, because exposure to knowledge through books and other educational media is the only way I know of to become smarter. I suppose healthy living facilitates the process greatly, as well.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That's just your level of smartness talking.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The smarter you are the less happy you are. Fuck that button.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

If you say so.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ignorance is being trapped in a maze. Intelligence is flying above the walls of the maze

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

i wish my understanding of how fucked we really are gave me flying superpowers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

ignorance is not knowing how you are trapped.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Acceptance is calling a corner of the maze home.

On another note, I have an idea for a minecraft world