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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

“Hard” Sci-Fi stories making a big deal about faster than light not being possible but then treating pods that magically freeze and revive a human body for years as such a triviality that we invented them by 2004 or something in the timeline.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago

You make it to earth and you forgot the historical reason why you avoid earth. It is a prison planet

[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago

Riffing on the meme

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

it'd still be cool as fuck, i wouldn't even be mad

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

Yeah, what's the new civilization's tech like? Bound to be more advancements than just travel speed. Do they have sufficiently fast FTL communication with Earth to keep up with the tech advancements?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Instant celebrity

[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

I love how Peter F. Hamilton's Commonwealth Saga (2004) opens up with this. But also funny how the inventors of the tech were such douchebags that they casually used it to just be there when the first mission to Mars landed. But hey, at least they didn't have to do the return trip.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

There's an HFY story where the guy in the slow ship became a tourist attraction for the advanced humans that beat him to his destination.

His bank account had grown to billions and they offered him billions more to keep it going.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Sounds awesome not only you skipped the hardest part you have everything setup and get to live a good life. Unless of course that was your goal to experience building the colony.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How is that not great for me? Setting up a colony must be hard work and all around pretty horrible.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I think that's exactly what one would be hoping for. One does this to escape the reality of human civilization and seek the adventure of building it over again.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

It's like a start up. Show up early and buy in on low stocks, work your ass off, retire at 40. I'd assume it's something like that. Pick the best place to build your house, claim all the resources.

Or maybe he just wanted solitude.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Not only that, but 3000 years into the future, language has changed so much that the plural of SHEEP is now SHOOP

That's right, androids do dream of electric SHOOP

Shit's wild yo

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Shoop da whoop?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

1000 years alone is a wildly long time for language. Granted, written language and education are more accessible than ever, so I imagine language evolution will be significantly slower than it once was, but still I found this short of English over the past 1000 years to be really interesting

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WLSBCs5vcgQ

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Have you seen how fast slang is evolving currently? I can't even imagine translating something like "chat, am I cooked?" to my grandma.

Also on a side note; have you noticed the rise in lisps?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can't even imagine translating something like "chat, am I cooked?" to my grandma.

"Hey folks, am I in trouble?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

Riddle me this, Lads: do I find myself in a pickle?

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Call that one a win.

Take risk of signing up for a 3000 year hyper-sleep trip.

Reap the rewards of being a pioneer without having to do any of the hard work.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

join intergalactic ship pilgrimage hoping to be a pioneer to a new world

Land to late stage capitalism and the same oppression you were just trying to escape.

Id shoot myself immediately.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As if that future civilization would treat you as anything but a zoo specimen

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Damn, you make it sound better and better. Just sent me out already!

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's another solution to the Fermi paradox. FTL travel is impossible, but can't actually be proven to be impossible, so no one wants to be the sucker.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Don’t have to fll. Just have to be a third faster to give them 1000 years head start

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

one of the, like 3, interesting quests in Starfield was based on that!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Interesting premise, shit execution, as is the case with every quest in starfaild

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

This is the plot of a short story, Far Centaurus, that I read a long time ago.

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[–] [email protected] 149 points 2 days ago (12 children)

The first crew would face the most difficult challenges. Imagine the relief after expecting to establish the fundamentals of civilization, and instead are just assigned your living quarters.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I would definitely prefer to be a leader of new world than just be sent to my room.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I guess. I’m more of a space socialist, myself. Silly me always assumed that equality and collaboration would be a precursor to colonization of other worlds. Musk is trying so hard to prove me wrong. Lol

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What if you set out with the idea of starting socialist utopia on a new planet and get there to find booming corporate dystopia?

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago (16 children)

3 Body Problem has an interesting take on this. Faster than light travel is not possible but communication is, meaning we’re anxiously preparing for an alien war that won’t happen for 400 years but they can see everything we do in real time thanks to quantum entanglement.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

FTL coms are a concession to the story, it would have been terrible without it

IRL quantum entanglement can't ever provide causality breaking info. In very simple terms, you need correlation to know when the data stream began as just observing the resulting spins still seem just as random before and after the event.

In even more simple terms: Whatever message they can send even if pre-agreed on seems like random heat results until you know the exact moment the transmission began, as confirmed by a light lagged message.

In less simple terms, the misunderstanding comes from treating the metaphor of 'flipping the spin north switch' as a literal thing instead of a less-than ideal 'lies to children' of what is actually happening to particles that experience spin transition, and the meaning of 'entangled' is both less and more strange than people understand.

But again, 3 body problem would have been a terrible story without it,t hat's why it's science fiction

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Well at least you didn’t have to spend the rest of your life building civilisation from scratch.

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Jerks didn't come pick me up on way there? Wtf dudes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

Just be glad they managed to fly around your ship and not through it. Navigating at those speeds is hard, matching speed with an older ship, connecting to it and transfering all the people over is probably also difficult.

Not to mention those in the older ship are probably brought into hypersleep in a different way then more modern ships, so they might not actually be equipped to handle the people from the older ship.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Oh that is absolutely brilliant. I never thought of that 😆

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