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[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 minutes ago

How is that not great for me? Setting up a colony must be hard work and all around pretty horrible.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

That's another solution to the Fermi paradox. FTL travel is impossible, but can't actually be proven to be impossible, so no one wants to be the sucker.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago

Don’t have to fll. Just have to be a third faster to give them 1000 years head start

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

FTL isn't possible, ERBs would pastafy any matter passing through them and there is no way to control the other end, and take Kardashev scale 3 civ at least (and that's even pretending the Kardashev scale isn't the purest daydream fantasy)

[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

Not only that, but 3000 years into the future, language has changed so much that the plural of SHEEP is now SHOOP

That's right, androids do dream of electric SHOOP

Shit's wild yo

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Shoop da whoop?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (3 children)

1000 years alone is a wildly long time for language. Granted, written language and education are more accessible than ever, so I imagine language evolution will be significantly slower than it once was, but still I found this short of English over the past 1000 years to be really interesting

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WLSBCs5vcgQ

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Have you seen how fast slang is evolving currently? I can't even imagine translating something like "chat, am I cooked?" to my grandma.

Also on a side note; have you noticed the rise in lisps?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago

I can't even imagine translating something like "chat, am I cooked?" to my grandma.

"Hey folks, am I in trouble?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

True! Fad based language spreads like wildfire with modern tech! At the same time, I feel like trends like that fall out of favour just as fast. It's definitely a wild time for language evolution.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

It's also possible that audio recording being a thing that exists will slow changes in language as well.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

3000 years is insanely long for language. Consider that the mother fucking alphabet was invented around 1000 BC*, and basically no languages that anyone still speaks existed in their modern forms. Homer hadn't written the Illiad and the Odyssey yet, and the standard Greek that came to be defined by these works had also yet to develop. If you went back to 1000 BC you'd have no idea what was going on.

*Although previous alphabets existed, the Phoenician alphabet that became the basis for pretty much all modern writing systems in Europe, North Africa, and Western Asia was invented around 1100 BC

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Dude, listen to 1000 CE English. It's 90% jibberish even at that point.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

so are tiktok comment sections, your point?

[–] [email protected] 66 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Call that one a win.

Take risk of signing up for a 3000 year hyper-sleep trip.

Reap the rewards of being a pioneer without having to do any of the hard work.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

As if that future civilization would treat you as anything but a zoo specimen

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 minutes ago

Damn, you make it sound better and better. Just sent me out already!

[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (4 children)

join intergalactic ship pilgrimage hoping to be a pioneer to a new world

Land to late stage capitalism and the same oppression you were just trying to escape.

Id shoot myself immediately.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

A mission in starfield (shit game but honestly decent writing at the very least) included just this. A generation ship finally arrived at its destination long after FTL travel was invented to find that the intended colony planet was already a fancy resort planet. You have to broker some kind of agreement between the parties.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

It's a couple of Star Trek episodes too. Similar idea is how they found Khan.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Oops we forgot something. Sends him back.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Also can someone check if I turned off the stove? Thx

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 hours ago (10 children)

3 Body Problem has an interesting take on this. Faster than light travel is not possible but communication is, meaning we’re anxiously preparing for an alien war that won’t happen for 400 years but they can see everything we do in real time thanks to quantum entanglement.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

FTL coms are a concession to the story, it would have been terrible without it

IRL quantum entanglement can't ever provide causality breaking info. In very simple terms, you need correlation to know when the data stream began as just observing the resulting spins still seem just as random before and after the event.

In even more simple terms: Whatever message they can send even if pre-agreed on seems like random heat results until you know the exact moment the transmission began, as confirmed by a light lagged message.

In less simple terms, the misunderstanding comes from treating the metaphor of 'flipping the spin north switch' as a literal thing instead of a less-than ideal 'lies to children' of what is actually happening to particles that experience spin transition, and the meaning of 'entangled' is both less and more strange than people understand.

But again, 3 body problem would have been a terrible story without it,t hat's why it's science fiction

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

Which version of the series is better to watch? The American version or the Chinese version?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

From what I've heard the Chinese version is rather literal to the books to a fault.

Having read the books I enjoyed the Netflix series, but understand they made some changes to both adapt it to a series (fine) and made a lot of characters westen (a bit unnecessary maybe).

I am excited for season 2

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Aren't they the same but just dubbed in english? I picked the english one as I didn't want to read subtitles

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 minutes ago

Two different shows

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Well the Chinese version on Prime doesn't have any English subtitles so I guess it depends on if you can speak Mandarin

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

It does have English subtitles though...?

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