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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Seems weird to pass the 20 under the stall when you have a nice hole there with arrows pointing at it.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 2 days ago

The comic started after 8 consecutive minutes of the cat bapping the bill back through the hole

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Was this guy about to pay money to suck some dick? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That was the assumption that was subverted, yes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So there is a market for providing a penis to be sucked and getting paid for it?

If so this might be the end of my financial woes, because I know where to get a penis

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Sure, go on grindr and learn how to be a good dom

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

there's two whole episodes of it's always sunny in Philadelphia (Mac and Charlie die part 1 and 2) that go over potential scenarios you may encounter, should you pursue such a venture

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

i would spend so much money

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

this gives me paws.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Love it. +2 for the joke. -1 for the unreadable "Call me for an okay(?) time 696-6969" graffiti

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

Sometimes you don't want a good time. Sometimes you just want something that won't raise your expectations. It's why people get McDonalds, or Chipotle. Despite both being mediocre at best.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ah, I couldn't read the word 'okay'. I also had trouble reading the word with an arrow pointing to the phone number, but I'm pretty sure it just says 'nice'.

Surprisingly, I went to the original source and it's just as illegible.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

make it a foot and I'm into it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The tic-tac-toe game is played by an idiot from O. There is no way that this game could happen unless you are just dumb af.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Found the Type A!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

The souls healer.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

I don't like it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

2$/minute beans

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Oh yeah, that's the spot

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

What if is a pussy~~cat~~? Could that be another layer to the joke?