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[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Marxist banking parasites

Because for some reason, he's afraid to say "Jew bankers".

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Some people still have a semblance of cognitive dissonance where in their heads (nazi=bad) and (nazi ideas=good). We should give it a name they'll hate like fascist disphoria.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Can they provide some photos of these bankers? They must be quite something to make MEGA feel confused.

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[–] [email protected] 95 points 5 days ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 127 points 5 days ago (2 children)

A dogwhistle for "the Jews"

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Damn, that got dark quickly. Thanks for curing my deafness.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

That's why they speak like that. That's one of their more blatant, but the goal is always to have plausible deniability. And as an added perk when they use some of their less well known dogwhistles they get to call antifascists crazy.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

The thing about dog whistles is they're foghorns to dogs but not humans.

Did the original response call out his blatant anti-semitic message? No, because they didn't know about it.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 days ago (3 children)

99% chance that Marxist banking parasites= Jews. It's just Judeo-Bolshevism but reworded to hide the fact that it's an anti-semitic conspiracy theory.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

Okay, you know that's not what I meant, but admittedly, that's hilarious. Take your upvote and GTFO.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 days ago (3 children)

A banker that handles our money?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago (13 children)

What constitutes "our money" in a moneyless society?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (7 children)
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

The point of the parasite is to serve its agenda

I... Is he saying it's in a pinworm's best interest to turn you gay or trans? Or for a flatworm to have the banks in the hands of the "Jewish elite?" The parasite thing might almost make sense, in a bigoted, homophobic, transphobic, antisemitic kind of way, if he were talking about leftists, but he explicitly says he means microscopic ones?? And recommends dewormer to get rid of them??? I know lead was an issue back in the day, but have these people just been huffing lead paint????

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

I think this guy has been eating lead cereal for breakfast for years.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Why the fuck do I bother with learning a marketable skill when the real skill I should be learning is how to scam dumb people.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Perhaps this is what Musk means when it says that empathy is bad.

If your goal is to maximise your own personal wealth, then empathy really is a hindrance. But I put to you that maximising money is not a goal worth devoting a lifetime to. And perhaps not scamming dumb people is a valuable way to act regardless.

(This is essentially what motivated the Quakers to push for set prices for goods rather than constant bartering. They believed that dump people should still be able to go to a shop and buy stuff without getting ripped off. I'd say that moral position has made the world a slightly better place.)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Makes sense... But I need money to survive.

I agree with you in that not scamming people ina valuable way to act. I guess I'm just burnt out and jaded at this point.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The Quakers are pretty based, to put it in a term they wouldn't understand. They also are pacifists and don't let priests tell them what God actually meant to say.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

I am really about to throw my morality away and start grifting the FUCK out of these clowns.

5G defense necklaces, vaccine-removal potions, distilled masculinity in a bottle, magnets you shove up your nose to keep trans kids out of your bank account, whatever, you name it. Since we're about to lose foreign production it's time to fire up those 3D printers and Etsy accounts.

While I'm being cheeky, I'm also not. The world has changed, the old ways are dying because there is too much opposition to truth and reality. Of fucking COURSE a genetics company is going to produce complete fantasy creatures and call them "Dire Wolves" and you know what? I WOULD TOO, because this is how you survive now, this is the world we've become through no fault of our own.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Marxist banking parasites...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"Socialism is when banks charge you a $25 overdraft fee and rearrange transactions to force the most overdrafts" - Carl Farx

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

You know it's a thoroughly written important article when you see typos like this:

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

Wow. That is one long-winded whack job.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

The thing that pisses me off about shit like that the MOST is that ivermectin has genuine uses for humans, and really good ones at that - but shit like that gives it a bad light.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (3 children)

"The point of parasites is that you serve their interests, not your own". You mean Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and other billionaires are making the government gay?

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 days ago (7 children)

Troll level 1000. Tricking conservatives into paying you to take Ivermectin.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago

If anything I want the parasites to turn me even gayer

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

In any sane country assholes like this would instantly lose their medical licence. And if they weren't doctors to begin with, only pretending to be, they'd end up in prison.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

the woke mind virus is literal now?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Its the woke intestinal parasite now

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Ivermectin: Shit Yourself Straight!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh no! The Marxist parasites got to me!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

this level of delusion is sad as fuck. i hate that we reached the point where plenty of people will believe this.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Actually the parasites make you obsessed with cats.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago

Say this and then when evil parents bring in their kids give them gender affirmation and gay affirmation

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

I dunno vampire parasites vs the philosopher king? What kinda powers do these vampires have because if its just glitter I'm team ivermectin on this one

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Marxist banking parasites

Bit of an oxymoron innit?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (5 children)

They mean Jews, but they say it that way for enlightened centrists who don't know how that phrase is contradictory on its face.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

Is that Dr Ted Cruz, the real human doctor?

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