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IT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE (mander.xyz)
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 days ago (2 children)

A banker that handles our money?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago (3 children)

What constitutes "our money" in a moneyless society?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Vibes, for the most part.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Wouldn't someone trying to control vibes make them more of a wanker than a banker?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Wait, doesn’t everyone maintain their own wank-bank?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No, that's just what us plebs have to do.

Those with the means typically hire someone for that particular service, a wank bank swank skank, if you will.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Under communism, the wank bank swank skanks may choose to use their experience to help maintain hyper-local community wank banks!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wow, that's a really important service to the community. How do we thank wank bank swank skank ranks for their contribution?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Spanks!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Yep, this is it. You perfected it. You win.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Tang.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Isn't that just a gold standard but with a beverage powder instead?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's one way to interpret it, yes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What's another way?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ribaldly.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You're just being glib in the sense of having the gift of the gab?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Pussy. He means pussy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm laughing at my naivety now. Thank you. That makes so much more sense.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

NBD. It’s basically always about pussy. Unless it’s dick. Or other sensitive areas. Basically people are gross and are always looking to find validation with others that their grossness is a shared trait.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

That explains so much about the world.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The currency that the moneyless society uses to exchange goods with other societies that do have money?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Good answer. Thank you. I hadn't considered a global economy with that kind of asymmetry. How would that work?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's like when the commies say we have lawyers that pay politicians to vote for specifically their product lol that would be bribery and we have freedom

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Yeah, that would be so weird, like a US president selling cars from the Whitehouse.