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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
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[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 56 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If I did that with the teachers I had they would've lost their shit

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry you lost your shit. Would you like some help finding it?

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 1 points 10 months ago

Thank you Captain Hindsight...if only you were around and able to do something when I was being abused by all those teachers

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 54 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] minnow@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

They're supposed to be nice, calming letters but I always found these letters quite panic inducing which makes for a pleasant bit of irony.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you're perceiving panic at all I recommend Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses

[–] Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago

What if I panicked because it is dark?

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 10 months ago
KEEP CALM  
AND LOVE THE   
PATRIARCHY
OR ELSE
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago
[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Not panicking but the next ship that passes by, I’m outta here

[–] anguo@lemmy.ca 34 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

As I read this, I had on a YouTube video of the Game Grumps playing the children's game apparently entitled Freddi Fish and the Missing Kelp Seeds. About five minutes in, they face a series of arithmetic questions and Dan, faced with providing an answer, says "panicking."

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I need to Lemmy better

[–] 474D@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, I'm dumb and panicked

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 10 months ago

[x] Dumb
[x] Panicked

Ut oh, me too :(

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I was pressed for a response at work to which I replied, "do you want a quick answer or a correct one?"

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 10 points 10 months ago

throws fistfulls of investor cash
"A fast one damn you!"

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago

Narrator: The teacher did not feel that.

[–] Emi@ani.social 9 points 10 months ago

Reminded me of when I was called to solve equation, I knew the answer but did not remember in the moment how to write the letter.