Carlos looks like a cool guy. We should use Carlos in more measurements.

Which one is which?

Those are some nice slip-ons

But how many bananas tall is Carlos?

I really hope Carlos is getting paid to work there. Bet he has abs of steel, though! Dudes rockin' washboard abs but is far too modest to show them off.

Carlos

Idk... is Carlos an SI-compatible unit? Because if not, this could be any size. Maybe he is a dwarf, maybe a giant. It could be anything! /j

That ain't nothin on Great A'Tuin

Thank you Carlos, very cool

Okay but is Carlos standing on a platform with a wall behind him, or is Carlos planking on a platform with the floor behind him?

Looks like he's laying next to a giant Tollhouse cookie.

Is that a standard Carlos, or an imperial Carlos?

I'm gonna need a Carlos to Cubit to Banana diagram.

With a slinky for scale.

Having accidentally stood between a galloping leatherback and the ocean, I can confirm that some turtles are still as big as cars, or at least they look a lot like it when approaching you at 40mph.

I need Carlos to hold a banana for scale .... who knows ... Carlos could be a dwarf ... or a ten foot giant.

Anything but metric

This is Stupendemys geographicus from Urumaco, Venezuela, and Rodolfo Sánchez from Coro, Venezuela.

Turtle pope is real

Carlos is smaller than a turtle! LOL

He smol.

I'm not good with car sizes, how many Dr Pepper is that ?