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No need to insult and compare NK to that pathetic banana republic
welp, he achieved the full definition of fascist dictator with that one now.
Wow. Just like every dictator out there with a huge inferiority complex, trying to boost their ego.
‘Look at the size of my ~~penis~~ parade!’
Basically
Anyone who hasn't watched Charlie Chaplin's The Great Dictator really should. In the movie they mock how Mussolini was simping for Hitler and wanted to impress him by trying to one-up him at every occasion.
This is totally what Trump is trying to do with Putin right now. Trump is a Putin simp desperate to get his attention.
Just for the historical record, here's Mussolini's last public appearance:
Just Hanging Out (nsfw)
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DOGE: “Sounds good to me”
“Make sure to march in lockstep, boys. And can you kick the feet up a bit higher”
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If this isn't waste, fraud, and abuse, I don't know what is.
I'm just imagining how much logistic support they're going to need and how many people they'll have to move for this
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The draft dodger Private Bonespurs
Fuck this guy. I'd risk my career in protest of I were in the military. No way I'm going to dance like a trained monkey for some PoS like drumpf...
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My mom voted for and still defends this piece of shit. I blocked her number.
I'm fortunate my whole family hates this guy... Other than one red state cousin somewhere in Tennessee
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Other unnamed officials told the paper that a big military parade will require a huge amount of coordination between the six branches of the armed forces, along with several federal agencies and regional officials.
If it happens it'll be a shit show...
To quote Henry Zebrowski:
I have a bad idea, and I'm gonna execute it poorly
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Let's make a four mile parade of people holding "fuck you, fascist" signs, instead.
That’s an interesting strategy question. Would it be more effective to not show up, knowing there will be swarms of magats anyway, or to create a huge protest? At what point does lack of an audience trump a protesting audience, and what will they claim for attendance?
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No money for scientific research but plenty for parades
Sometimes you have to cut school lunches to tackle the important problems
American taxpayers funding a parade for a felon rapist traitor who's destroying our economy and nuking the middle class.
What a wonderful country we have.
Home of the brave my fucking ass.
Merde et Gras?
J'ai ri.
Opportunity is knocking again
Just like 3 inches to the right this time. Center of the target.
Let's hope the next guy has a Remington 700 or better
or better
What's the typical range on one of those?
About 6 miles, per the various youtube videos I've spent the last 37 minutes watching.
Nice. Be better used in a multi-target area though, due to shrapnel damage.
Luckily he's always in a multi-target area.
Thats SOP for lying, criminal personalities to surround themselves with fawning sycophants
Right? NASA's asteroid redirection program would have been the perfect tool for the job.
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