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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

First American Financial Corp, a home title loan insurance company. Wow.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

I'll bet anything they don't even fire this guy.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

DeGiorgio is charged with assault within maritime and territorial jurisdiction of the United States. If convicted, he faces up to one year in prison.

International waters? That's a keel haulin'!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Best way to scrub the barnacles off

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Aye matey, tis the best use of CEOs at sea!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, that’s not very typical. I’d like to make that point.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Well, there are a lot of these cruise ships going around the world all the time, and very seldom does anything like this happen. I just don’t want people thinking that barefoot dancing isn't safe.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

A CEO was a bad guy? A CEO is the hero of the people. They would never be evil!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Photo of the ship Resilient Lady

What a monstrosity.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Let's send Luigi on a cruise

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Put him in a straight jacket and keep him in solitary.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If it's on a ship, they'll lock him in the brig.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

It's a cruise ship. Put him in the cadaver closet.