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[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 minutes ago

Pff. My shirt is tie-dyed.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

I just hit 40 and not gonna lie that looks comfy as fuck. Time to put away the 30 year old dude clothes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Dirty stache... Would

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 hours ago

He's saving his "Kiss the Cook" apron for a special occasion. 😼

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Can't decide if I smell Old Spice or Aqua Velva here

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Obsession. He is a classy dude.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

Classy for that guy would be Stetson

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

All I can focus on is the fact that BBQ is right up against the side of the house...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

It's asbestos siding, absolutely nothing to worry about!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

If I ever start a nihilistic cult, I'm totally gonna name it this!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

To the right of the grill, so much melted siding lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

My mom melted the siding on our house like that once. The whole wall was wavy, like some fun house.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Someone set my neighbor's shed on fire. Our garage that was some distance away was also like that. It really put some perspective on how hot a house fire can get.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Dude actually looks like he could pull off short 80s jean shorts if he tried.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 minutes ago* (last edited 15 minutes ago)

This has to be a generational difference but the unopposed moustache screams gay to me, because when I was a young adult only my gay friends had that style. I cannot shake the association. It seems like it started with some guys being ironic then got picked up by the mainstream.

Can't wait for the shorts that are actual shorts to come back too, I'm tired of men passing off culottes as shorts. If they are longer than your knees they aren't shorts. They are mediums or something but if they are not short, they aren't shorts.

So a no from me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago

90s dad or gen Z dude?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I can't take him seriously if he's not wearing sandals and socks.

Fucker probably uses a meat thermometer.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Ouuuuh, look at those knees you slut

[–] [email protected] 1 points 42 minutes ago

are you the person making the schools dress code?!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

But no bare ankles, sadly. :(

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Hey! Where’d you get that picture of me?!?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

Mom shared it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 hours ago

if that's the sluttiest outfit you got, y'all gotta step up your game. I don't think I can grill safely in the sluttiest outfit I've got.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Cis guy but damn gimme that hot dog sir.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Why would it matter if you're cis?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

meant cishet but that sex machine got me going and I forgor