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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 70 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I can't take him seriously if he's not wearing sandals and socks.

Fucker probably uses a meat thermometer.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

BLACK socks.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 60 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] SheenSquelcher@lemm.ee 37 points 10 months ago (3 children)

All I can focus on is the fact that BBQ is right up against the side of the house...

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's asbestos siding, absolutely nothing to worry about!

[–] terminhell@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

If I ever start a nihilistic cult, I'm totally gonna name it this!

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

My mom melted the siding on our house like that once. The whole wall was wavy, like some fun house.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Someone set my neighbor's shed on fire. Our garage that was some distance away was also like that. It really put some perspective on how hot a house fire can get.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Do some mushrooms and go stare at it, and blow your mind.

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

To the right of the grill, so much melted siding lol

[–] Shellbeach@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Ouuuuh, look at those knees you slut

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

are you the person making the schools dress code?!

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

But no bare ankles, sadly. :(

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Cis guy but damn gimme that hot dog sir.

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why would it matter if you're cis?

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

meant cishet but that sex machine got me going and I forgor

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 10 months ago

He's saving his "Kiss the Cook" apron for a special occasion. 😼

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 13 points 10 months ago

Obviously fake, no mullet.

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 10 months ago

if that's the sluttiest outfit you got, y'all gotta step up your game. I don't think I can grill safely in the sluttiest outfit I've got.

[–] marito@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

90s dad or gen Z dude?

[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Why do Americans tuck their shirts in?

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So you can see the Blackberry phone holster on their belts.

[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

Hate the game, not the player

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

It was the style in the 90s/early 00s for dads. My Dad had this look, but he wore actual jeans and kept his phone clipped on his belt.

[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Yeah I'm an Aussie, but my American father in law tucks his shirt in, the only guy I know that does it

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

It's a more formal way to dress. I had to wear uniforms with tucked in shirts as a kid in school. It's also a normal requirement at jobs. Becomes habit.

[–] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hey! Where’d you get that picture of me?!?

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Your mom shares pics of her lovers??? Tell her she's not allowed to share my pic! 😡

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Can't decide if I smell Old Spice or Aqua Velva here

[–] DoubleSpace@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Obsession. He is a classy dude.

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Classy for that guy would be Stetson

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

drakkar noir

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Dude actually looks like he could pull off short 80s jean shorts if he tried.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I just hit 40 and not gonna lie that looks comfy as fuck. Time to put away the 30 year old dude clothes

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This has to be a generational difference but the unopposed moustache screams gay to me, because when I was a young adult only my gay friends had that style. I cannot shake the association. It seems like it started with some guys being ironic then got picked up by the mainstream.

Can't wait for the shorts that are actual shorts to come back too, I'm tired of men passing off culottes as shorts. If they are longer than your knees they aren't shorts. They are mediums or something but if they are not short, they aren't shorts.

So a no from me.

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Pff. My shirt is tie-dyed.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Dirty stache... Would

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Okay, let's turn this shipost into a brainstorming session: what would be socially accepted "slutty outfits" for men, both straight and gay?

I feel like our fashion choices are limited to tank tops, shorts and if you feel fancy, half open shirts.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Hoochie daddy shorts. Mid thigh at the longest.