We have been painting wood eggs, one per person, per year, for over a decade. Reuse them every year and every year the hunt gets longer.
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Your 37 year old child: dad please we have enough eggs and I have to be at work in 45 minutes
You: YOU CAN LEAVE WHEN YOU FIND THEM ALL
Pretty much. There’s like 60 of them now. Can’t remember whereTF we put them all
That's a way better tradition. Bet you got a nice set of eggs
that's actually super dope
We're doing the same thing! Only been 2 years so far but excited to see the collection grow!
No. No, they're not.
Speak for yourself. My local church who does Sunday Easter was begging for financial donations and egg donations.
One of the "threats" was using potatoes or rocks.
They're concerned because next year, the free egg hunt might be a paid event.
I honestly don't remember a family or church event that didn't use the plastic ones unless we were doing egg art as kids.
Candy beats a room temp egg that's been sitting in a random spot for hours hands down.
Boiled eggs that kids paint and then hidden on the church grounds is the norm where I am.
It's 3 two hour events with different age groups. Eggs are rarely sitting around for longer than that.
There are plastic fucking eggs that have been used in 99% of all Easter egg hunts since plastic eggs were made. Tell your church to fill them with candy and cheap toys and quit acting like shit heads over it
There's a lot to unpack here:
- This is going to be one of things future generations look back on like we look back at the Great Depression (I'm trying not to think about Great Depression 2)
- The whole trend (potato or egg) is just a waste of food. Always has been.
- Why can't people just use the reusable plastic eggs? Bonus is you can put candy inside.
Edit: Okay, thank you. Apparently we just did "Easter Eggs" wrong growing up.
um. you eat the dyed eggs. did your family just toss em?
Boil em, mash em, stick em in an egg salad.
Put the eggs in an egg salad? But then you'll get egg egg salad. Nobody wants egg egg salad.
Wait, do people just throw away the eggs?
No. Not us or anyone I know anyway. We decorate eggs, and have some plastic hollow eggs we've used for maybe 10 years to hide stuff in. Then we eat egg salad for a couple of days.
It's a relief to read that, I was having a severe culture shock there for a moment.
Yup, plastic is always a great solution to something temporary and likely disposed of.
Searches "how to turn humanity into plastic"
We made pretty the eggs we would've boiled and eaten anyway. The week after easter we'd be all 'dad, you ate the one i wanted to eat!!' because we decorated it the prettiest so it was ours. It was incredibly rare the eggs didn't get eaten. We also had hollowed out eggshells my grandmother painted that we'd put in a place of honor every year.
The whole trend (potato or egg) is just a waste of food. Always has been.
How so? Did your family just throw out the eggs after Easter or something? Because we always just ate them in the days after when I was a kid.
Waste of food? Y'all don't eat your Easter eggs? And now that we are using potatoes, too, after the hunt just mix them together with some mayo, paprika, onion and celery and make potato salad.
- Yes
- Don’t you drain them out? Weird. Make the patterns, make a tiny hole, drain it out. That way you get an omelette.
- Plastic is bad. Truthfully, I don’t know enough about the carbon footprint of a chicken egg, but the plastic will live forever.
you realise you can eat the dyed eggs, right?
This joker be like:
ewww... color.
I dunno, I heard eating rainbow eggs makes you gay.
Why would it be a waste? Theyre getting eaten. Plastic is way worse overall.
What an utterly embarrassing time to be an American.
Our historic legacy is going to be that of a fool generation that votes against our own interests and fails to stand up for ourselves.
George bush Jr. Columbine. Wall Street protests. TSA. BLM. George Floyd. OJ chase. Probably a dozen more if I had time to think.

ronald reagan, iran-contra, blowjob trial, patriot act, iraq war, war crimes in iraq, subprime mortgage scam
Strong depression vibes
In ~~Soviet Russia~~ america, we use potato for everything.
Americans: doing jokes about our lack of a very important food product is very inappropriate and immoral!
Irish: you want some potatoes with those eggs?
This is stupid. No one is dying potatoes.
Videos on how to dye marshmallows, potatoes and even onions have begun to circulate on social media and news websites.
You’re right. Only asshole influencers or whatever you want to call them are making these videos for clicks.
So when are we getting colorful flour sacks for children's clothing again