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[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 18 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It stands for "Sweat Isn't Real"

[–] hector@lemmy.today 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

What a bizarre claim to make, that he can't sweat was it? Obviously not true, he was in the military I think, even as a helicopter pilot he wouldn't be able to serve if he couldn't sweat. You wouldn't be able to live without sweating first time you get some exercize you would get brain damage, or first trip to the subtropics, from the heat. Your balls would get fried too.

Guy obviously can sweat if he couldn't he would be like a bubble boy.

[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The really incredible thing is that he thought everyone was dumb enough to fall for all the bullshit in that interview. "I have a tendency to be too honourable." FFS.

[–] hector@lemmy.today 3 points 7 months ago

Ah yes, I wonder if there is a word for someone of importance that is surrounded by yes men and yes woman that never gets called on their bullshit and therefore makes dumb arguments because everyone they are in contact with pretends to believe them?

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

“I have a tendency to be too honourable.”

Lol I used to say something like that in response to the dreaded "what is your biggest weakness?" interview question. "Sometimes I care too much."

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

Sludge In Rectum