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submitted 5 months ago by skepller@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] artifex@piefed.social 213 points 5 months ago (40 children)

JSON is like the carcinization of programming

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago (6 children)

What's it called when people try to reinvent Lisp for the hundredth time?

[–] owsei@programming.dev 55 points 5 months ago (2 children)

carthinazation

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Not many people realise this, but Hanibal's dad Hamilcar Barca had a lisp, and used his knowledge of abstract syntax trees and delayed execution to deforest parts of the Himalayas in order to let his elephant of a son through.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 months ago

The plural for said zealots'd be Cartholth? (singular: Carthole)

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