this post was submitted on 24 Feb 2026
590 points (98.0% liked)

Programmer Humor

30013 readers
2472 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] owsei@programming.dev 52 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Not many people realise this, but Hanibal's dad Hamilcar Barca had a lisp, and used his knowledge of abstract syntax trees and delayed execution to deforest parts of the Himalayas in order to let his elephant of a son through.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

The plural for said zealots'd be Cartholth? (singular: Carthole)