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miss me with that shit (quokk.au)

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[–] dumbass@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sir, this is a Wendy's!

Then we couldn't make that shitty joke.

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

In this case I believe the "sir" part of actually just a polite interjection to get attention. While I an unsure of another polite one, options include:

Hey
Oi
Bitch
Asshole
Mate
1/2 cup sugar
Stir well
Bake 350 for 25 minutes
Cut and serve

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 17 points 1 day ago

I substituted the asshole with strawberries, but somehow it's much too sweet. 1/5 stars

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago

You forgot cunt.