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[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why do we even need titles? It's such an outdated hierarchical notion.

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have found it's getting easier and easier to not enter a title. Probably 80% of online forms I fill in these days have title as an optional field.

[–] Mika@piefed.ca 4 points 1 day ago

I've just filled one that has a non-optional. I've filled Mx just cause I hate it, regardless of my preferred pronouns.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sir, this is a Wendy's!

Then we couldn't make that shitty joke.

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

In this case I believe the "sir" part of actually just a polite interjection to get attention. While I an unsure of another polite one, options include:

  • Hey
  • Oi
  • Bitch
  • Asshole
  • Mate
  • 1/2 cup sugar
  • Stir well
  • Bake 350 for 25 minutes
  • Cut and serve
[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 14 points 1 day ago

I substituted the asshole with strawberries, but somehow it's much too sweet. 1/5 stars

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 3 points 23 hours ago

You forgot cunt.