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miss me with that shit (quokk.au)

submitted 20 hours ago by Deceptichum@quokk.au to c/peoplemastodon@quokk.au

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[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 15 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

In this case I believe the "sir" part of actually just a polite interjection to get attention. While I an unsure of another polite one, options include:

Hey
Oi
Bitch
Asshole
Mate
1/2 cup sugar
Stir well
Bake 350 for 25 minutes
Cut and serve

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 12 points 17 hours ago

I substituted the asshole with strawberries, but somehow it's much too sweet. 1/5 stars

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 3 points 14 hours ago

You forgot cunt.