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[–] django@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 2 days ago (8 children)

So how do you eat 1️⃣? Just swallow it whole?

[–] TisI@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

The people who say roast it and eat it are correct, but if you're lazy like me, a much easier way is to throw a whole head in with your meal (usually it's rice for me) and cook it with it. Once it's done, it'll easily break apart and you can just squeeze the garlic out. Depending on how long it was cooked, it ranges from a paste consistency to being a bit mushy while still retaining its shape. Can't get enough of it!

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Oh, it's amazing. Get a head of garlic and rub off all the exterior papery stuff (but not the skin of the individual cloves. Some people also cut the pointy tips off. Drizzle with olive oil and sprinkle with salt and pepper. Roast until soft. Get some nice bread, warm bread. Pull off a clove, hold it by the bottom and squeeze it like toothpaste onto a slice of bread. Enjoy the most wonderful garlic bread variant.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You can also make black garlic, and it becomes fairly sweet

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_garlic

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Huh, interesting, hadn't seen that.

[–] KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No joke - my wife and I were eating so much of it for a while that you could smell it on our sweat.

Also, what they say is true: we got zero mosquito bites during that time.

[–] tyr0sine@mander.xyz 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

The legends are true then, the blood-sucking vampires were skeeters all along!

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 hours ago

I think I hate vampires less than mosquitos

[–] slackassassin@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

Just grab a tiny fork and go to town.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Roasted bulb - squeeze on crusty bread. (Or just squirt in face)

Sliced - pan fried and pasta

Diced - chimmichuri

Puréed - snort uncut, or soup.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have yet to find a chimmichuri recipe I like. I want it to be garlic, mint, cilantro and lime heavy. I forget what else. Maybe peppers?

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Garlic, parsley, olive oil, red wine vinegar and a very small chilli and salt.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

a fresh chilli or a dried one? the research i'm finding says fresno peppers

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fresh, but the kind doesn't matter much. I use Bird' Eye.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

Aw fuck yeah I get half gallon jars of pickled bird eye chilis to make this tomato garlic chili dipping sauce for, well, everything but mostly pizza bones.

[–] crawancon@piefed.social 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Mush it with Butter.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 days ago

I prefer chewing it till it becomes something between #3 and #4

[–] ignirtoq@feddit.online 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I interpreted that as for soups and stews. Peel the clove and plop it in. Once the cooking is done, take it out, like you would do with a bay leaf.

I personally would never use garlic that way. I absolutely put it crushed into my stews. But that's how I read the image.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You would still need to crush the cloves first if you want them to impart much garlic flavor. Tossing them in whole doesn't release much oil at all.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

True, I've seen a helpful post about it here.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think this is just fried together with whatever it is you’re seasoning. The idea is that the taste dissolves in the fat and carries over to the steak, for instance. The garlic is then taken out before serving.

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

I don't think this infographic makes sense then. If it's cooked, then it should go the other way around. For the same cooking time, finely minced would give you milder flavours while larger pieces maintain more of the pungency.