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[โ€“] Somsphet@lemmy.zip 12 points 14 hours ago (5 children)

Every single boss in my campaign is a leveled bard. I'm proving a point by minmaxing the shit out of them, but they are all legal characters. My players are gonna hate it when every boss reveal starts with a Broadway musical. My favorite is a bard with some druid spells, a speed potion, and a couple other secrets making his base speed 120. Add in tree stride, and the party will never know from what direction he will strike. High dex means high ac and a finesse weapon. Get in, strike, get out. Plenty of attacks of opportunity for the players, so it's not completely cheesing. I could give him a ranged weapon but that tastes like cheese. I want the players to have an actual hard fight with a chance to win. All this, all of it, was because my wife asked me to make a bard boss and I ran with it.

[โ€“] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

That cheesy dashing in & out sounds great until one player has the Sentinel feat and is right after the boss in the turn order ๐Ÿ˜›

[โ€“] Somsphet@lemmy.zip 1 points 21 minutes ago

Oooohohohoho that's a fun feat. That would make the encounter much more interesting

[โ€“] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 5 hours ago

IIRC there are some area effect spells that damage you more, the more you move.

[โ€“] Apeman42@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

I can bring whole cities to ruin, and still have time to get a soft-shoe in...

What in the Scott Pilgrim...

[โ€“] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

They better get a vicious mockery that is just giggling

[โ€“] Somsphet@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 hours ago

Damn that's good, gonna do that too