Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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submitted 3 weeks ago by ivanafterall@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] MigratingApe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I always thought it’s about shaking spears!

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And its likely a euphamism for something else.

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

My, what could that possibly be?

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah, a fellow System Of A Down fan.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why'd you leave your keys upon the table? 🤔

[–] Klear@quokk.au 3 points 3 weeks ago

Here you go, create another table!