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or, y'know, you could sit down. saves on cleaning even when you fail at handling your dick.
You apparently have no idea the dick's talent for aiming for the crack between the seat and rim, no matter how you go about "tucking" it downwards to try to prevent just that. Even sitting, leaning so far forward your hands are on the floor, is no guarantee.
I'm glad to learn that mine lacks that talent. I never even knew that was a thing.
I agree that this can happen, but at least its pretty rare. Standing while peeing however makes a mess in a radius around the toilet every time. I mean, when you live alone and have no guests ever then this might not be an issue, but in every other case it's pretty nasty.
Back when I could consistently roll my foreskin back, aiming from standing was the cleaner option. I have no idea what animals you've lived with that couldn't get their pee in the bowl consistently, but I'm sorry, I guess?
I'm a man, and i tell you that even if you aim perfectly with rolled back foreskin, the splashback when the stream hits the ceramic creates a radius around the bowl where small droplets land. Either someone else cleaned the floors back then when your foreskin was youthful, or noone cleaned them.
There are plenty of spots to aim other than the water, most of which will disperse the spray and splash down and towards the center of the bowl. The Swedes literally carved a fake fly in one spot in particular on urinals to make it clear, but regular toilet bowls are actually more forgiving.
Maybe your boyish masculinity demanded you ignore such things while standing as tall as you could and forcibly emptying your bladder as hard and fast as possible, but such inadequacy does not make you a man, nor does leaving the mess for others to clean-up. A man-child maybe, but definitely not a mature one.
Bend-at-the knees and let the flow do its thing without treating your prostate and abs like they owe you money. Your "torrent" requires neither extreme focus-and-effort, nor an assist from gravity.
Sure from your description, one of us should NEVER have been standing to pee, nor go around calling themselves a "Man" even today. Surprisingly, its not me.
Use a hand to bend it down.
But then you risk it touching the inside parts of the toilet which is nasty
clean your toilet mr long schlong
So the options are: pee sitting down and always have clean the inside of the toilet. Or pee standing up, and sometimes clean what you missed
Shouldn't cleaning the toilet and bathroom interior in general regularly be the default?
Yes, like weekly. But I pee at least 3 times a day, and would have to clean it after every use. No?
I pee on the inside, it gets dirty. Next time I want to pee I need to clean it again, or clean it immediately after I pissed.
Peeing standing up is splattering piss water everywhere what the fuck are you talking about?
Edit - omg you loser lol, literally went through every comment I've ever made and downvoted them LMFAO oh no what ever will I do... Rent free. Rent. Free.
Tell me you're a woman without telling me you're a woman.
Tell me you have a weak stream without piss water splashing everywhere in the bowl.
Sometimes? I'm not tall at all, and if I pee standing up I later see droplets of pee basically everywhere. It wasn't that much of a problem as a child, so I guess it's height-based. But again, for an adult I'm not tall at all.
Or y'know, just clean the toilet regularly regardless of whether you're standing or sitting.
I think you misunderstand the issue.
Unless you actually really clean the inside of the toilet bowl after every time you take a piss?
Did you know that when you flush a toilet, the bowl gets rinsed with clean water
Have you used a toilet before? The rim doesn't get cleaned
That’s just not a place I would expect a dick to go, no matter the size
Stop being obsessed with my dick and go pee upside down if you like.
Growers win again
If he chops it off he'll have to sit down anyway, so yeah...