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[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world -1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Peeing standing up is splattering piss water everywhere what the fuck are you talking about?

Edit - omg you loser lol, literally went through every comment I've ever made and downvoted them LMFAO oh no what ever will I do... Rent free. Rent. Free.

[–] falseWhite@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Tell me you're a woman without telling me you're a woman.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world -1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Tell me you have a weak stream without piss water splashing everywhere in the bowl.