Greentext

7372 readers

653 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

472

Anon has had enough (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

114 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

clean your toilet mr long schlong

[–] falseWhite@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

So the options are: pee sitting down and always have clean the inside of the toilet. Or pee standing up, and sometimes clean what you missed

[–] green_copper@kbin.earth 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Shouldn't cleaning the toilet and bathroom interior in general regularly be the default?

[–] falseWhite@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Yes, like weekly. But I pee at least 3 times a day, and would have to clean it after every use. No?

I pee on the inside, it gets dirty. Next time I want to pee I need to clean it again, or clean it immediately after I pissed.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world -1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Peeing standing up is splattering piss water everywhere what the fuck are you talking about?

Edit - omg you loser lol, literally went through every comment I've ever made and downvoted them LMFAO oh no what ever will I do... Rent free. Rent. Free.

[–] falseWhite@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Tell me you're a woman without telling me you're a woman.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world -1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Tell me you have a weak stream without piss water splashing everywhere in the bowl.

[–] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Sometimes? I'm not tall at all, and if I pee standing up I later see droplets of pee basically everywhere. It wasn't that much of a problem as a child, so I guess it's height-based. But again, for an adult I'm not tall at all.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org -2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Or y'know, just clean the toilet regularly regardless of whether you're standing or sitting.

[–] falseWhite@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think you misunderstand the issue.

Unless you actually really clean the inside of the toilet bowl after every time you take a piss?

[–] AdamBomb@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Did you know that when you flush a toilet, the bowl gets rinsed with clean water

[–] falseWhite@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Have you used a toilet before? The rim doesn't get cleaned

[–] AdamBomb@lemmy.sdf.org -1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

That’s just not a place I would expect a dick to go, no matter the size

[–] falseWhite@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Stop being obsessed with my dick and go pee upside down if you like.