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Anon has had enough (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] green_copper@kbin.earth 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Shouldn't cleaning the toilet and bathroom interior in general regularly be the default?

[–] falseWhite@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Yes, like weekly. But I pee at least 3 times a day, and would have to clean it after every use. No?

I pee on the inside, it gets dirty. Next time I want to pee I need to clean it again, or clean it immediately after I pissed.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world -1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Peeing standing up is splattering piss water everywhere what the fuck are you talking about?

Edit - omg you loser lol, literally went through every comment I've ever made and downvoted them LMFAO oh no what ever will I do... Rent free. Rent. Free.

[–] falseWhite@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Tell me you're a woman without telling me you're a woman.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world -1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Tell me you have a weak stream without piss water splashing everywhere in the bowl.