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[–] heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net 176 points 1 month ago (4 children)

My friend calls pineapples 'Dragon Eggs' and tossed one into a bonfire. Pulled it out later to have the most delicious roasted sweet mythical egg ever

[–] notabot@piefed.social 90 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sounds tasty. I can vouch for lemons undergoing a similar transformation. Wrap them in foil, seal it really well, and chuck them near a fire or bbq. They come out soft, sweet, and delicious.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 57 points 1 month ago (2 children)

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[–] notabot@piefed.social 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

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  • The lemon tree is evergreen of the family Rutaceae.
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[–] amon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Please may I also subscribe and thank you in advance.

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[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Before Maillard invented his reaction in 1912, you would have just gotten a burnt lemon

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

That was nice of him! Thanks, Maillard!

[–] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Like, in the middle of the fire? For how long? Wanna try it in the future

[–] heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tossed it in when the fire was at peak flame, and then waited for the wood to burn, the pineapple looked like a big piece of black coal

[–] rotateabull@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I need to try this. A full pineapple into the flames naked?

[–] heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net 24 points 1 month ago

Pineapple can be naked, if anyone else is naked, I suggest not jumping into the flames

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 6 points 1 month ago

It works for breadfruit as well, my favourite way to cook it. You'd believe it has turned to charcoal, but no, the inside is like sweet bread fresh out the oven. I like to cut it in half and scoop it out with a spoon

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Roasted pineapple is delicious. Coat it on some brown sugar, roast it, then carve off the toasted bits. Repeat.

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

I need to try that

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn’t the pineapple sweet enough that sugar could be omitted?

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Look, I've got a sweet tooth.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Mother of pineapples