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[–] azertyfun@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 month ago (6 children)

If it goes in soup, it's a vegetable. If it goes in Sangria, it's a fruit.

Next question please.

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago

Therefore, chicken and beef is vegetables.

Checkmate, vegans!

[–] Gumus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Soup is just beef tea

[–] azertyfun@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Assuming you like eating chicken, when is it wrong to pair chicken with vegetables? I made a vegetable-mushroom-chicken soup last week and it was delish. Whether chicken is or isn't a vegetable is an academic concern, not a culinary one.

Try putting mushrooms or chicken in the sangria however and you'll be rightfully prosecuted for crimes against humanity.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hmmm. Since breakfast cereal is demonstrably soup, that makes strawberries, Cheerios, and Reese's Puffs all vegetables. Good to know.

[–] azertyfun@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh, fun! The debate over the culinary vs botanical meaning of fruit intersecting with the debate of culinary vs topological meaning of soup.

Breakfast cereal is soup[topological] but not soup[culinary]. It is therefore not a contradiction for it to be fruit[culinary].

[–] farting_gorilla@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

As some said once, a vanilla soy latte is technically a 3 bean soup

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Great word, topological.

[–] moobythegoldensock@infosec.pub 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So water, salt, cheese, meat, and noodles are all vegetables?

[–] azertyfun@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Water is debatable, everything else why not. If a recipe is generic enough to call for "vegetables", you wouldn't be wrong to include any of those things.

[–] moobythegoldensock@infosec.pub 2 points 1 month ago

So a roasted chicken is a vegetable?

[–] pitaya@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Is water a fruit or a vegetable

[–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

If it is from a plant and it goes into fruit salad, it's fruit

[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

As always, science sets us free.