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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 100 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Ancient solutions??? Shit! That would work TODAY!!!

If Kamala Harris had promised bigger penis's to all men if elected, she would be president right now.

Thats how I know all those pills and whatnot aren't worth trying. If ANYTHING worked, it would become a competition. And suddenly it wouldn't even be about if women liked it. Guys would be walking around with 60 inch dicks complaining they aren't big enough, because their neighbor is 90 inches soft.

And the human race would end, because no woman would be able to even take dicks anymore, so they'd just stop having sex.

And guys would STILL keep growing.

But none of that is real. So I know anything selling penis enlargement is a scam without needing to even try.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Honest to god, 4-7 inches is indistinguishable. Everyone’s dick is fine. The vagina only has nerve endings down like 2-3”. It’s only really gay men who are size queens, because it’s different for anal. I’ve had good sex with guys with 3”, I’ve had terrible sex with guys with 8”. The size had zero to do with the quality of the sex, it was more about respect/kink/other shit.

Taking 9”+ hurts. Some people are masochists and like that, but istg dick complexes are ridiculous.

[–] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Lol. Lol.

There is a huge difference between 4inches and 7inches.

Sex is satisfying with any dick size and no dicks. Sex is not about the dick.

The biggest dicks I've ever had, were huge porn dicks (10" and 11") and they didn't hurt at all. Ps I'm a sadist/Domme, not a masochist. Everyone has different sized vaginas, and perhaps mine expands really well, but I actually have borderline TOO MUCH tightness per my OBGYN and accomodated them easy. That's because big dicks aren't as hard as the smaller ones and are usually spongey and squishy which feels way different during sex than taking the hardness equivalent of a glass dildo at the same size.

My two favorite dicks (based on sexual physical sensation) were 4.5" and the 10" one named above. Smaller guy just stroked it perfectly and I came so fast with him, I think we just had very good compatibility in what positions felt nice and his dick was a perfect size to reach everything. The 10" guy was nice bc he was still able to stay hard (unlike 11" guy who needed a ring and still got soft, but his dick was also WAY bigger around, like soda can sized) and his dick had a perfect sponginess+width to it that my lips gripped, it was super super good.

Many women like cervical orgasms and full penetration, the vagina has nerves along the entire length.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Man I hate it when I'm around someone with a istg dick complex.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

“I swear to god” - for emphasis because it’s such an obnoxious thing.

If I could afford a phalloplasty, I’d go for 5” and be delighted with it.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oooohhh. I thought you had somehow completely flubbed typing the word "big", or something like that.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Ugh. You're not even paying attention! She said she DOESN'T flub the big ones! She likes the average ones!

[–] kip@piefed.zip 5 points 3 days ago

myers brigg dick energy

[–] Tetragrade@leminal.space 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Real I (29M) am like 13-14" and chicks at the gym always telling me how big it is (my spotter (31M) and I always wear sweatpants), but my last gf (24F supermodel) said her last bf (51M, $2.3M, 101mm) felt basically the same.

[–] Fillicia@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 days ago

Is that a copypasta? It feels like a copypasta

[–] iknowitwheniseeit@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't buy it. I'm slightly bigger than average, not huge, but still bump into the cervix, for example with doggy.

I actually feel sorry for anyone more than 8 or 9 inches, as they must not be able to bury themselves completely very often.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

for example with doggy.

Poor doggy. That's not what they meant by "give a dog a bone"!

[–] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 44 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Twist: There is a reliable method, but it is being suppressed because penis insecurity drives so many behaviors that it is considered a load-bearing pillar of world economics. Penis equity would lead to global collapse.

[–] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's being suppressed not by Big Penis, but by Small Penis.

[–] Honse@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

Big small penis is behind this

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

If Kamala Harris had promised bigger penis's to all men if elected, she would be president right now.

No, because nobody would have believed her, for the same reasons you outlined below.

Now if AOC had run she might have been able to get away with it, but she’s starting to approach the age where that spell just doesn’t work anymore.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Something can be ancient and still valid today.

We're still using many Roman bridges.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

forms penis into Roman bridge

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

......wait, like 1 continuous penis? How big is this bridge, and what did that guy EAT???

[–] ben_dover@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

sounds like what women do nowadays, with their bolt-on fake tits, duckface lips and glued on eyelashes. it looks disgustingly unnatural and ridiculous

[–] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Then when you dress as a woman, dont wear them

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Eh. Having a huge dick isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

Big dicks tend not to get hard and flop around.