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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Ditto for nicotine, caffeine, cocaine…

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Normal people: "Oh I can't have coffee after 9, or I'll be up all night."

Me: downs 2 large cans of NOS right before bed, sleeping like a rock 5 minutes later

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Is this an exclusively ADHD thing or does it apply to other neurological conditions as well? Coffee has absolutely no effect on me. I do have ASD, but that's not typically associated with the coffee thing.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Coffee knocks me out. Between the warmth and the actual ADHD relief, it is very hard to keep my eyes open.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Last time I did blow, it made me soooo hungry and sleepy. A few more bumps took care of the sleepy, but the first couple were roouuugh.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah I’ve only done it once out of curiosity lol. 1st line did nothing so I tried another — same thing. Meanwhile I could see how elevated it made other people (was at a party). Eventually I got tired and fell asleep.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Fair hahaha. I like it well enough if I’m drinking. I thought I didn’t like it but the stuff I had in the past was absolute garbage. Now I have unlimited access to decently priced extremely pure stuff (I have purity tests and hooo boi does it check out) and doing a couple bumps definitely feels a way! It doesn’t make me get as gakked as my more neurotypical friends, but I like the numbness and dopamine.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

The breakfast of champions.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They are for some people with ADHD!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I meant...

  • Nicotine: Not good to recommend it, but legal in most countries.
  • Caffeine: Fine to recommend it, perfectly legal just about everywhere.
  • Cocaine: 🚨
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Oh. I just figured they were all stimulants. And also I'm an anarchist so my concern for someone taking illegal drugs is independent of their legality.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Nicotine (not cigarettes) actually has neuroprotective effects. It's also been shown to have positive cognitive effects on people with schizophrenia.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I only have lucid dreams when sleeping on cocaine.

edit: i used to pinch myself to make sure i was dreaming. if the pinch didn't hurt I would have fun in my dreams

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I did that with a slap in the face, but it did hurt in the dream. My way of finding out is reaching through a wall, works better for me

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

My tell is being able to continuously double jump and thus jankilly fly.