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[–] [email protected] 100 points 2 weeks ago (35 children)

The reason Legolas can see that far is because the curvature of Earth doesn't exist for elves. It is the same reason they can sail off into the Undying Lands without circling back around.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Didn't Middle Earth lore say the Earth was flat, but was made spherical later? Had that happened by then?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Yes, but it's not spherical for the elves, just the other races, which is why elven boats can sail to the undying lands, but human boats can't.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wait, is it the boat that ignores the spherical attribute or the entity that commands the boat?

Can an elf sail to the undying lands commanding a human built vessel?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

I think you have to be an elf building a ship and convince each plank individually that the world is flat

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's neither, it's the Will of Eru Illuvatar that determines whether you can travel the Straight Road or not. Ælfwine travelled the Straight Road and landed at Tol Eressëa in 869AD after fleeing the Danes, and he was a Man, not an Elf.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gimli and Frodo both also were able to sail to the undying lands

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Yeah but Ælfwine got there by accident, and wasn't escorted by elves.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Eru damn tangential elves flying off into space.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

This gives strong "Lovecraft describing things he doesn't understand as noneuclidian" vibes.

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