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Make gravity your bitch (mander.xyz)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 68 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

So it's like humans? ๐Ÿค”

We aren't particularly strong or fast, but we became apex predators because we never. Stop. Coming.

[โ€“] [email protected] 62 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Also, we, never, stop, cumming.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So much to cum, so much to cum,

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So what's wrong with cumming the backstreet

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You'll never know if you don't cum

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

You'll never cum if you don't blow

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

cum cum, cumcumcum cum, get ur cumcum CUM----CUM

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

AND ALL THAT'S CUMMING IS CUMMMM

only shooting cummmm breaks the mOwOld

(Smash mouth were so ahead of the curve, they had OwO in their lyrics in 1999)

[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Can you imagine being those antelope being hunted by early human ancestors -

"Ok, bob, we just bolted at 40mph for a minute or so, they're not going to find us again."

"Clarice, you said that the last 8 times and they still showed up! They're unnatural! They just keep following and following us! Alex smashed his shin that last run, and I don't know how many more times I can run myself! We're doomed Clarice! Doomed!"

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago

It's basically a zombie movie, but the main character is Bambi.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

They cannot be bargained with. They cannot be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Exactly. Raise your hand. Great, you overcame gravity for a second. Keep your hand raised for a minute. 10 minutes. An hour. Fuck, gravity doesn't stop. It's exactly like us.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

about to make ourselves go away though.