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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (3 children)

This is more a mythology meme instead of a history meme though.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Mythology is fine. Mythology is part of historical cultures. We have Zeus and Prometheus and memes of that sort too.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 days ago (3 children)

My man, mythology is fine AF. Have you even SEEN Helen of Troy?!?!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

She made me launch a thousand ships, if you know what I mean

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

That’s a lot of Seamen.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Just wear one of these

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

Helen of Troy

Casting agent in future portrayals: "Find me the blandest blondest white woman with no distinguishing facial features who could easily be swapped out with another without the audience noticing."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Fair enough I guess.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Kind of but early Christians did really change their names after joining the faith. Famous example being Saul/Paul who was probably more influential on Christianity than Jesus himself.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Even God did it. Set/Ba'al to Yehwah.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

It took me a minute to parse your second phrase; I thought it was a pseudo terminal command.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago

sed 's/baal/yahweh/'

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

It's templeOS' version for 'set path' (/s) (yes, templeOS is something that exists)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fucking Paul completely screwed up Jesus intentions

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I blame him for breaking up the Beatles, too!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

That was ~~Judas~~ Yoko

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

I also changed my name because of my faith and not because I'm doing tax fraud

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

As often said, no academic argues Jesus was not a historical figure. Only militant terminally online atheists do.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm not talking about whether Jesus existed or not. The bible is not a historic accord is what I'm saying.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Got you, no argument against that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Still, Simon/Peter could just as fine be as real as the person historically named Jesus. Assuming Jesus wasn't talking to imaginary friends all day.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

That’s not their point. Their point is the Bible isn’t a reliable source.