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I would hope just motion activated. I really don't want to have to yell at my toilet either.
Yeah. I'm absolutely opposed to unnecessarily "smart" devices.
I have a strong aversion to voice activated anything. Smartphones have had voice assistant's since forever but whenever I've tried it I just find it to be a clunky awkward imprecise user interface.
Why do something in a few clicks when 10 minutes of miscommunication will do?
In-house toilet facilities are more or less a solved problem. These idiots un-solved it.
"Oh, SHIT!"
flush
Poker night: Read 'em and weep boys, straight flush!
From the other room: *flushing noises*
I hear this in the voice of Lindsay Lohan. Though I don't think there was a toilet flush at that point in that movie!
Totally forgot about that scene until you said something lmao.