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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I knew Superman was a domestic terrorist.

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 28 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I’m not an expert but it might be tricky to argue that an actual bonafide genuine alien could be a domestic terrorist…

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Superman is as American as apples.

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 15 points 11 months ago

That is a sentence I cannot disagree with.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Only because the path to citizenship for earth humans can be as long as 28 years in the united states. How long do you think it takes for a kryptonian?

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

“… earth humans…” What do you know that we don’t?

You could promise Supermán a green card - but tell him it’s the kryptonite that makes it green. He’d be in a right quandary then.

Seriously? 28 years - that’s monumentally absurd.

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean, there was that time he tore down the homes of a bunch of low income people.

[–] dick_fineman@discuss.online 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Was that the MOVE bombing? Because I'm pretty sure he blamed that on a black mayor.

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

From January 1939, Superman single-handedly tears down a low-income neighborhood. He wasn't attacking a group of political activists. He just decided that a group of homes were slums and thus worthy of being demolished.

https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Action_Comics_Vol_1_8#Synopsis_for_Superman:_%22Superman_in_the_Slums%22

[–] dick_fineman@discuss.online 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Lol what amazing rationale there "hmm, if I destroy it, the government will build something better almost immediately! SIMPLE!"

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Superman is almost as great a menace to society as that maniac Spiderman.

[–] dick_fineman@discuss.online 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

...I mean, can we talk Batman?

EDIT: Also, let's not forget this fun time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbCwq4ewBU