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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Send tate to florida. Then get out a saw, and cut Florida away and into the Ocean. Then use ropes to connect Hawaii and Alaska to the mainland.

Now you can claim that only connected states can be states. Also, international no fly, no sail zone 300 miles around florida at any time. No one leaves.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

Bugs had the right idea in 1949.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The only way in or out is via gay party boat ferry.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

With rescued immigrants onboard

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just wait 20 years. It’ll be underwater.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Great news for the folks inland...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Careful with that saw. There are allies there still.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's Hillsborough County not Tampa the city, that goes Republican. We are pretty progressive inside the city but the sprawling county has enough people to drown us out.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Sorry for the misunderstanding. I'm not calling out people based on their county. I just pulled an electoral map because it's a quick way to point out that Florida is potentially a purple state. It's got a lot of people supporting civil rights and other progressive goals. I don't want to see it sawed off and abandoned to its gerrymandered leadership. That's what I was trying to communicate.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As long as the electoral college exists, it really doesn’t matter, sadly.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fair enough. We should make it matter.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Too late. Dictatorships don't do reforms.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

What if we ask even more nicely this time?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Alaska is already connected to the mainland?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

But they are the same piece of land...