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[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 123 points 1 year ago (3 children)

City parks are wasteful and useless - says people who have never lived within walking distance of a good park and drive everywhere

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They are great places for dogging.

[–] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I figured you meant walking your dog but then i saw your name

[–] GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago

Always strange how enthusiastic friends from the americas are about dogging, cottaging, and double-fisting.

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

That's what she said.

[–] thejoker954@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They arent wasteful or useless, but they do tend to suck due to the sheer numbers of people who use them.

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 48 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I believe, the solution to that is more parks.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Supplementary solution: abolish billboards and oversized/tall signposts.

[–] flames5123@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Hawaii did this, and it looks amazing. Other states have banned billboards too.

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

This actually does seem to work. Vancouver has a LOT of parks, and I don't find them crowded or underutilized. It's a nice balance where there are people to talk to but you can find your own quiet spot too

https://vancouver.ca/parks-recreation-culture/parks-gardens-and-beaches.aspx

Apparently we have 250 parks, making up 11% of Vancouver's land mass

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah look at my city on a map, Victoria BC. Like half the city is green space and I can easily find solitude.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Plus they’re not wild at all. It’s still a lot of pavement-touching. Especially when there’s signs telling you not to walk on the grass.

[–] Shezzagrad@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

America really sucks. Go look at my home city of Edinburgh on a map, that's how you do a city

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Princes Gardens going from a dump in the 1800s to a nice park is quite a transformation

[–] Shezzagrad@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

It's a really beautiful park with an incredible background of old town royal mile and it isn't even crack top 3 best parks in Edinburgh

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's not a park, then, it's a nature preserve.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I agree those are much better than parks

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So... you don't want to touch the grass?

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I want to touch dirt. I want mud squishing between my toes and the cool wind whipping over my naked body. I want to feast on wild edibles while I gaze at a sky so full of stars it hurts to look at them. I want my neighbors to have paws and fur and feathers and scales. I want any signs I see to be curiosities or raw materials and to divorce myself from the human concept of time. I want to not see another person for months, and even then they are on a distant hilltop and quickly flee.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Even there the signs must be read and obeyed. Imaginary lines in the dirt that I must be aware of.

And they make me wear clothes.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Said no one ever? Where in the world have you heard that?!

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've lived in small rural towns, where parks are a waste of taxpayer dollars according to many people

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd imagine those same people think any spending is a waste of taxpayers dollars.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Bizarre. I stop at a few rural parks when bringing the kids home to Florida. They're mostly very nice and well attended.

OTOH, I can see rural people not valuing parks. After all, we can go 1/4 mile from anywhere and be in actual nature.

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 2 points 1 year ago

git the gubberment outta my paycheck, thats socialism

hail king trump long like the king

hey where’s my social security check?

Oh yeah the parks are usually fine (albeit, some can be quite bland) - it's the people who don't appreciate them. Why go to the park when they could go to the mall? Because by the time they're in their car, why drive to a park?