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[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 158 points 1 year ago (6 children)

This is not biblically accurate. She should be naked, since she doesn’t yet have knowledge of good and evil, and god considers nudity evil, because he is a prude. But also he didn’t clothe Adam and Eve, cause he’s a perv.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 53 points 1 year ago

My quip with the artistic choice is that they made Eve have very very long hair which could have served as breast cover. But they chose to add the inaccurate leaves...

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Also bellybutton shouldn't exist on Adam and Eve.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How do you think god counted them? Poke a finger in the belly.

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

I chuckled. Thanks

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Like poppin fresh?

[–] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

or should it...

no, no, a birthing God entity is a gross thought, stop...

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

It's actually just for support, they're pretty heavy

[–] dukatos@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

And the bible never says the fruit was an apple

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Given the era, I wouldn't be surprised if it was actually a fig

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's the garden of eden so there's no reason to believe that it's a fruit we have. My head canon is that it was a giant, fruit shaped flaming hot Cheeto

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

So it was a FIG-ticious fruit?

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've never tried to eat bark, do I need the whole dog or...?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

just the vocal cords.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And snakes don't have human torsos.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

so, something like this?

spoiler___

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

the perfect woman...

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That demon was turned to a snake after the whole fruit debacle. Jod even gave a speech on how that would be a suitable punishment.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The demon is referred to as a serpent from its introductiom then god removes the serpents legs to make the serpent more serpenty. I blame the author for writing bad and confusing me.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did you just “um actually” my “um actually”?

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

hell yeah brother

[–] almar_quigley@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

According to white men can’t jump it was a quince.

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 8 points 1 year ago

The comic is obviously of a theatre reproduction of the event.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

To be fair they also didn’t have genitals since they can’t Fuck, so maybe they literally have nothing to be ashamed of.

Unrelated but they also shouldn’t have belly buttons because they weren’t born.

[–] scrion@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I don't think that interpretation, i. e. the absent genitals, is canon.

[–] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

today's kids have the wildest headcanons smh

I still ship mary and god tho

[–] frezik@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Get this: there's some people who think it's canon that the serpent is Satan. Just connecting up two characters from different parts of the writing completely at random.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] lime@feddit.nu 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

...then how do they have children? where did Cain and Abel come from?

[–] Vincent@feddit.nl 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

...and where did all the people that came after Cain and Abel come from? Who was their mother?

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Cain and Able weren't Adam and Eves only children. Keep in mind that canonically, Adam lived for over 900 years. That's a lot of time you can use to make more babies.

After the whole regicide incident, they also had Seth. Both him and his exiled brother ended up marrying their sisters. Their descendants did the same. So yeah, it's all incest, top to bottom.

The biblical flood was actually created to wipe out the descendants of Cain, since Noah and his cousins wife were both descendants of Seth

[–] Vincent@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

Damn TIL! So much for my religious education.

[–] Semjaza@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 year ago

Or, if you're of a more gnostic bent, half fallen angel, half human nephilim who'd been teaching humans forbidden knowledge, such as advanced metal-crafting and makeup.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz -1 points 1 year ago

Still no answer as to where did humans other than Adam and Eve came from.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No genitals? Where did Eve’s children came from? She shat them?

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don’t know where did Eve come from?

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

Adam’s ribcage. What? It makes perfect sense!