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They're getting very sneaky with getting that invite. Isn't a welcome mat also enough to technically work?
I have to assume a welcome mat is not sufficient. It wouldn't hold up if someone broke and entered who wasn't a vampire, they'd be tresspassing
Let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on vampire law, and see who comes out the victor.
No, Victor's from that other story.
I've heard a story - possible urban legend - about police using a welcome mat to justify entering someone's home without a warrant
Your security is only as secure as the interpretation of a bloodsucking leech, but honestly I'd rather take my chances with the vampires
How many dogs do vampires kill annually? I rest my case.
you'll meet a lot of Appalachians whose doormats are not welcome mats for exactly this reason
I want to meet a lot of Appalachians!
If it's a garfield welcome mat, then either the presence of a cat or you holding a bowl of lasagne at the door implies entry
Unless it's monday
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