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[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 17 points 6 days ago (2 children)

not the worst thing someone's drunk texted their grandma

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Now I want to see the worst thing someone has drunk texted their grandma.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Probably not THE worst, but I don't think there would be a good occasion to send your grandma either of these gifs

[–] CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Third Gif, Grandma raised them but was abusive.

Actually, that scenario works for all three, huh?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (3 children)

One time I sexted my grandma and she sent me a picture of her pussy.

Looked like a piece of beef jerky.

SMCF: not the hero we need right now, but definitely the one we deserve

[–] Sentau@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

ONE TIME I SEXTED MY GRANDMA AND SHE SENT ME A PICTURE OF HER PUSSY.

LOOKED LIKE A PIECE OF BEEF JERKY.

🗣️

[–] Sentau@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 5 days ago

I invoke your username

[–] Axolotl_cpp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

All the downvotes forgot to check the username or are new around here ig