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The guy over the wizards shoulder has me cracking up
Meme potential.
No, no this guy. He's
considering whether this is acceptable or not
I'd argue not. This was a Rap Battle, not a magic battle. Foul on the field.
Aren't all magic battles rap battles tho? It's easy to get confused
Your incantation lacks imagination! I got no apprehension while I summon ancient horrors beyond your comprehension. Prince of demons, arise! Drip some semen, surprise! Now feel my wit as reality splits, cause I can spit, I ain't no twit. My powers are supreme, now block my death beam, bet you can't you git! 🙅
(OHHHHHHHHH!)
Abracadabitch
-- Taako, Chaotic Good Wizard, The Adventure Zone
Abracadabitch -- don't fuck with a lich.
SILENCE! or I will use the staff again.
Haha I knew you meant this guy. He's just here for the love of the battle.
When you zot, but she just keep casting