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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Aren't all magic battles rap battles tho? It's easy to get confused

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago

Your incantation lacks imagination! I got no apprehension while I summon ancient horrors beyond your comprehension. Prince of demons, arise! Drip some semen, surprise! Now feel my wit as reality splits, cause I can spit, I ain't no twit. My powers are supreme, now block my death beam, bet you can't you git! 🙅

(OHHHHHHHHH!)

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Abracadabitch

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"Abrah-ca-fuck you!"

-- Taako, Chaotic Good Wizard, The Adventure Zone

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Abracadabitch -- don't fuck with a lich.