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This feel oddly real and heterosexual, I don't like it
I have someone related to me that took in a stray Maine Coon cat that was actually a Bob cat and they didn't find out until the first vet visit. I think it had to go to some zoo or like Sanctuary place because they had it for quite a while and were feeding it like regular wet cat food.
Don't worry, I'm pretty sure it's fake (and gay)
Yeah, it was really a spaniel, and he didn't 'pat its back' with his hand.
The spaniel dry humped him and the pop tart was off brand. And the teacher didn't scream but just laughed
A wolf is a massive animal, usually not white, usually in packs, and usually skittish or downright aggressive. It's fake. But cool story.
Alaskan Tundra wolves (wander down into Yukon sometimes) are white. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alaskan_tundra_wolf
Even the Interior Alaskan(native to Yukon) wolf ranges in color from black and White. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interior_Alaskan_wolf
Terrifying pic in that link. I don't think a poptart would distract that fella.
Terrifying? Nah, that’s just a good boi
Still 3 out of 4.
If you mean 3 out of 4 facts: "Individual weights can vary from 32 kilograms (71 lb) to 60 kilograms (130 lb)." Which is well within the range of a large dog.
"A wolf that has left its pack may travel up to 500 km (310.7 mi) to breed." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interior_Alaskan_wolf
What?
"A wolf is a
Still 3 strong reasons the story is more likely to be fake.
Dude, the article I linked literally mentions solitary wolves walking more than 500 km in search of a mate. Sure they "usually" move in packs, but that is what makes this story unusual, not impossible.
"Massive" is relative. To a child a 30 kg dog is massive.
It's fake because it's yukon. They don't have internet in yukon. Or people... never mind a school.
They have GMC SUVs though
Funny. I like.