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As someone who used to work in retail, if I’m ever caught saying “guess it’s free then,” I sincerely hope everyone in the store immediately stops what they’re doing to form an orderly line to take turns slapping the piss out of me.
"Nope, actually means it's not for sale. Sorry."
The shocked pikachu face they make is fucking priceless
In my experience, they usually take the counter-dad joke in stride, and we move on (sometimes they do make an obviously exaggerated expression as part of the joke). I'm probably an outlier, but I've always found "that means it's free" quaint if just really trite; it's just trying to be friendly and make my monotonous day a little more fun, and I understand from their perspective that it isn't conspicuously overused. So I take the joke for its intent (I've never seen it used seriously, and imagining a remotely sane human being doing so strains credulity) instead of its actual novelty or cleverness. I will never make it because it's so worn-out and I know it'll make most people in retail groan, but I don't begrudge people who do, since I've never seen it used in a sincerely harassing, negative way.
I'm right there with you! That was the only one that I refuse to do!
https://youtu.be/i0GW0Vnr9Yc
One thing I have grown into is to refuse to use my time to try to find prices for stuff, when the store fails to label it.