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[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 110 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

I do believe gorilla piss exists.

I do not believe drinking gorilla piss would grant you gorilla strength (citation needed).

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 50 points 1 week ago (2 children)

well yeah, obviously! You have to dilute it 1000 times for it to have any effect.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

well you eyedrop it into your butthole and then expose your butthole to the sun so the positive solar energy modifies it primally because we're all made of starlight and that's just how it works

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is why nudist colonies are so vibrant. Easy as.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 11 points 1 week ago

Dicks out for Harambe. 😔

i think i'm gonna need a demonstration kautau

[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No, no, no, no. You have to sacrifice a goat by dropping it into a volcano and make sure to drink the piss while the goat is still falling. It works, trust me.

Not with that attitude.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I'm so tired of this mainstream propaganda.

Like and subscribe and donate to my channel and I'll reveal all the virility secrets of Gorpee™ brand supplemental smoothies and shakes!

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 week ago

Where would we find the citation you say is needed, for what you do not believe?