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I'm going crazy. I swear i just left this post. Which had many comments. But i return and there are no comments anymore. One of these comments prompted me to go search for SpongeBob's grandad. The question was where SpongeBob got his squareness from.
This is where he got his squareness from.
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Where are all the comments, that were here a minute ago?
This is what i see now- only my comment. But I'm positive that this post had quite a few comments, kind 5 minutes ago. Tf is going on?
Never once questioned it either.