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Im finalizing a divorce. We've lived separately for a while now but I still have a bed sized for multiple people. I hate having a giant blank spot next to me, I don't like being in my bedroom, it always makes me so lonely it is physically painful. Sometimes I just sleep on the couch to avoid it
Whoa, multiple rooms
Check out moneybags over here with his “long day in the living room.”
Me for 11 years
I’ve been doing that since Saturday and I plan on keeping at it (I broke my arm so I have an order to "rest". Trust me bro, I’m resting all right!)