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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why can't you be angry and horny?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

Exactly my thought! Why not both!?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Uh, they put sublime under happy because it's Ska-like. I don't think whoever made this chart ever listened to any of the words.

What I got is arguably their happiest song, and it's painfully obvious it's a depressed person reminding himself that life can be enjoyed, is worth living, even when everything is shit.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Fuck it, fine, and it's all the same, living with Louie Dog's the only way to stay sane.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

the NIN position , is not making any sense

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah I noticed that and thought WTF?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

the offspring is definetly not sad, nirvana should be sadder, blink is absolutely much hornier... this chart is all over the place.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"I focus on the pain...the only thing that's real" super horny.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"I wanna fuck you like an animal" -real sadboy hours

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

"Shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot I'm going to come all over you"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The entire chart is wrong. There's no "happy" alignment at all in 90's bands.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

You're twisting my melon man.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Is there a way to put NIN into both extremes of Angry and Horny?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Deftones are way hornier than that, most of their songs are about fucking

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (6 children)

The amount of comments saying "ANGRY AND HORNY IS A THING!" has me a little worried about y'all.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (5 children)

You've never had angry sex?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, I sleep in a race car bed alone.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I guess horny anger describes the incel condition pretty well.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

May I introduce you to Electric Six?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

no counting crows

They missed the saddest band

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I would but deftones in horny tbh. Especially on the Queen of the Damned soundtrack. Everyone was horny on that soundtrack.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It's one problem that both angry and sad are opposed to happy, at least for me. While the opposite to horny is frigid, and in my experience, depressed.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

You can be happy and angry at the same time, i.e. your girlfriend saying you have the biggest dick amongst all your friends; but its much harder to be happy and sad at the same time, that takes someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, of you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Leaning to walk again, learning to talk again, make my way back home when I learn to fly, it's times like these you learn to live again, it's times like these you learn to love again. Guy just loves learning.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm not saying that you can't have some specific cocktail of unfamiliar-together feelings. Who am I to say what anyone can feel? I'm saying they are conceptually opposed, but hey, happy cake day or happy angry cake day, whatever you want!

Edit: I know you are foo-fighting!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

*cries metallic tears into a bed of guns and roses'

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wonder where Linkin Park would fit

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

sad n' angry

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 days ago (1 children)

While there's a lot of disagreement on where bands belong, I think Rage Against the Machine as the pinnacle of Angry Music is one we can all agree with.

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[–] [email protected] 89 points 2 days ago (13 children)

Smashing pumpkins in the happy half???

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The problem is they put horny and angry at opposite ends but NIN are both horny and angry.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So like, is Ween not on here because they're off the charts horny?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Ween is on the Z axis

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I miss Chris Cornell. He was all of those emotions all at once.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)

Great chart. RHCP is so much hornier than Weezer though.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

No Doubt on the happy side? Have you listened to the lyrics?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Sublime too!

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I’m assuming every ska band is so far off the left edge we can’t see them.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 days ago (3 children)

If your band has a brass section, jump immediately to horny.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

So you can’t be Angry and Horny?!?!

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Someone has never listened to No Doubt or NIN.

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