terranoid

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[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Horse Cock Master: Choose Your Own Adventure

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 51 points 5 days ago (11 children)

You wouldn't know if someone was "just lost" at sea if the problem was a lack of compass. You'd just not have heard from them for years, still wondering whether they survived, started a new life, or what.

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

glances at social battery

"It appears you're not giving 200% like you wrote in your self-review... I only see 90%. Let's shoot for 100% before end of quarter, okay? Maybe we can chat about it, through lunch."

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 1 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Drinking rehydrated piss is a sacrifice

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I see a got damned American hero

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 67 points 6 days ago (11 children)

...this isn't a weird green text meme?

Holy fuck, the Enhanced Games are real? And looking into it, it's backed by Donald Trump Jr and Peter Thiel.

Holy fuck actual dystopian future

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)

It's the year 2099. Nvidia-Johnson Inc has just announced a new breakthrough years after their merger. Biotech finally found a means to turn human flesh into... RAM

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Not sure I have the right adapter but doggo is giving off AC outlet energy

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (14 children)

AI isn't particularly good at finding bugs and vulns. It's just that barely anyone except the devs have ever looked at the source of most open source, and for the first time there's automated mass code review. And a lot of open source projects are kinda shit, unmaintained experiments that no one ever reviewed.

I don't mean to say it isn't finding bugs, it's just that the quality of the reports are often low, there's way more noise than signal, and there's always been low hanging fruit with random open source projects. I mean, half the time a big new vuln was announced is because some researcher finally sat down and took the time to look at something. Massive software projects were hard to sift through in an automated and repeatable fashion.

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 3 points 6 days ago

But they need our utilities, all of them. So they want to get ahead of the game and take over that side of government now.

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Except water. I bet this is some weird way of arguing they are a utility so have a right to utility infrastructure and how water is distributed.

Less "we are a utility" and more "we need all your utilities, all your clean water, all your power, and we want to decide how it's used"

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't think the US has strict regulations on the ingredients... I don't know why, likely lobbyist behavior, but also I think people just accept that if you smoke you don't give a shit and it's unhealthy by default, so it's not a big deal if they add chemicals.

Which becomes more ridiculous with nicotine pouches for this reason. Nicotine isn't cancerous, so it would be super shitty to add carcinogens in the pouches and then claim it's a tobacco product so you should expect it.

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